How long has it been since someone touched part of you other than your body?
Laurel Hoodwrit (via thislionheart)(Source: ineffablythoughtless)
(Source: outreasoned)
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
hard.
2.
My college theater professor once told me
that despite my talent,
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.
We do plays that involve singing animals
and children with the ability to fly,
but apparently no one
has enough willing suspension of disbelief
to go with anyone loving a fat girl.
I daydream regularly
about fucking my boyfriend vigorously on his front lawn.
3.
On the mornings I do not feel pretty,
while he is still asleep,
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,
for a punchline,
for other girls’ phone numbers.
4.
When we hold hands in public,
I wonder if he notices the looks —
like he is handling a parade balloon on a crowded sidewalk;
if he notices that my hands are now made of rope.
5.
Dear Cosmo: Fuck you.
I will not take sex tips from you
on how to please a man you think I do not deserve.
6.
He tells me he loves me with the lights on.
7.
I can cup his hip bone in my hand,
feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.
He does not believe me when I tell him he is beautiful.
Sometimes I fear the day he does will be the day he leaves.
8.
The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop
assumes we are just friends
and flirts over the counter.
I spend the next two weeks
mentally replacing myself with her
in all of our photographs.
When I admit this to him
we spend the evening taking new photos together.
He will not let me delete a single one of them.
9.
The phrase “Big girls need love too” can die in a fire.
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.
Loving me is not a fetish.
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty.
I am not a fucking novelty.
10.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says, ‘No. You are so much more’,
and kisses me
hard.
(Source: sweetdeltablues)
The only known video footage of Anne Frank
I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this.
If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.
Can’t we hit 1,000,000 notes? This is such a rare shot, everyone should see it.
It’s kind of haunting, you know? To know that little girl’s fate and how horrific it is. And to think about how terrified she must have been. This is probably one of the most interesting things I’ve ever seen.
(Source: belledepelichy)
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(Source: perfectgosling)
I always appreciate these photosets- they’re like, idk, Now That’s What I Call Tumblr or something
I had to restrain myself from hitting the reblog button several times over
(Source: mykkieisaspaceman)
????
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD THEY PUT DC ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE COUNTRY HELP
GRAND THEFT AUTO
Accurate ^
Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines
This is
kind ofadorable.this deserves every single note and then more.
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
Dear boy from the Barnes and Nobel from Easton Town Center in Ohio who had strawberry blond hair,
You said you had a tumblr and I thought you were REALLY cool and nice AND you’re into Doctor Who and you’re watching Supernatural. SO I thought, even though I forgot to get your name and I should have, through the power of tumblr, I might be able to find you and we could be friends!
The girl that bought the EW magazine, a Harry Potter bag, and a cheesy teen book. Or you can just call me Hailee.
NOW TUMBLR DO WHAT YOU DO BEST AND REBLOG.
I HOPE THEY FIND LOVE
REBLOGGING BECAUSE I BELIEVE
TUMBLR SHALL BE YOUR FAIRY GODMOTHER. YOU WILL FIND LOVE.
LOVE! LET US FIND THIS GURL LOOVE
we got a fluffy chicken to that girl, WE CAN FIND THIS BOY!
- me at the beginning of the semester: i'm gonna live, i'm gonna fly
- me now: i'm gonna fail, i'm gonna die
markssailingthecrisscolfership:
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON!!!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT?!?!?!
WAT
stacey.18. doctor who. fringe. harry potter. the hunger games. superheros. dancing. modern family. nikita. running. burn notice.adam levine. anything and everything.
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